...we can hunt elk and then lick our balls...or lick our balls then hunt elk...

...don't you ever ask me to do that to you...

...abraham...i said i would make your descendants as numerous as the stars...but i never said what i would do with them afterwards...

...honest , mr . handcock...i wasn't making fun of your name...

...it isn't my fault that i represent 2000 years of corruption...that's all the time we've been around .

...two hours to get me a loaf of banana bread...or you all burn in hell...

...how could it be paradise if there is no toilet paper ???

...i thought you were supposed to flush those down the toilet...

...wanna be blessed ??? then don't get caught...simple !!!

...there is nothing worse than a cock-cycle...

...you stick yourself up his ass...i'll go get some help...

if this is a sperm cycle...how come it's purple ???

...if this is heaven...where the fuck is the bar ???

...you don't want me to wear fur...you don't want me naked...make up your fucking mind !!!

...why does the devil get to look like a goat...fuck , man...i love goats !!!

...next question...which one of your wives put shit in your omelet ???

...remember..tell them that a once inch penis is very large where we come from...

...i am horny...therefore i am .

...so there i am holding this stick...and suddenly...it turns into a snake...now , i'm thinking...there is only one guy i know who can do shit like that .

...one thing i learned , lord...a cheese grater with no cheese...is like a scrotum with no nuts .

...i thought...GO SMOKE A TURD IN HELL...was just an expression .

...why is there a fifth horsemen ???

...the last time i sucked one of those...i took a dozen stitches...

...that justin bieber rocks me cock...

...so what you are saying is...they like it when we blow up their planet ???

...so that's what that hole is for...

...just hope evolution turns me into a girl...

...stop acting like an animal...and i am not fucking you until you get some designer condoms !!!

...it's hard to believe she was my wife , eh ???

...i'll give you something to suck on...

...merry christmas...mother fucker...